Open Mouth, Insert Foot

So me and my boy are talking in the car. I ask him something about when he gets old. He says, and I quote, "I don't want to be old like you." He quickly tried to save face by adding, "I don't want to grow up. I want to be a boy forever." Mmm hmmm. Nice try; I know a certain little boy who might just go to bed without dinner tonight... :)