RSVP Regrets Only

We have been buying birthday presents and going to birthday parties and singing happy birthday a lot these past few weeks. Last weekend Pops told Zeke it was time to get dressed to go to the bounce house birthday party. Without skipping a beat, Zeke The Streak said, "I want a nekked birthday party!" Consider this your warning; if you receive an invitation to Ezekiel's next birthday party, you might want to think twice on the 'regrets only.'