(compiled by Abraham during his week-long trip on vicadin--I mean his week-long recovery period from his bike wreck)
10. Showers are for real men.
9. Clothes--who needs them?
8. Asphalt gives the best Texas titty twisters.
7. Vicadin--good for pain relief, bad for focus, strange for dreams.
6. Pain is like an iceberg. It's the internal bruising that you can't see that hurts most.
5. Six--the number of times you can tear scabs in one maneuver to get out of bed.
4. Toddlers know how to find your injuries and poke them. All of them. Repeatedly.
3. If you don't get the precise art of bandaging, you'll tear all the healed skin off for that day and start the healing process from scratch.
2. Possibility of infection gets you out of all your chores.
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1. Bandages will cost twice as much as the emergency room.
1 comment:
Whew! I've seen SOME of those wounds on myself, so I know what he's going through. I hope he's recovered okay.
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